Joke

The wonder for people

There are many people live in the world, they always say that “What do we live for ?”. This is the difficult question to answer.

that is finished!!!!

Mosquitoes in the county

A lot of the mosquitoes live the country have a meting. a leader of the them have said that “Now, we are have problem with our feed. we couldn’t fine the food for our life so that I have decided I will go to the city to fine the food. If someone I want to go with me please up your hand”. all the mosquitoes are here had up their hand. In the morning they are all preparing their material and some foods for their traveling. they are flying with the expectation that “When they arrived the city, there will be a lot of food and they will not go back to the country”.

the traveling had tow days, but they did not arrived the city. in the middle of the night, they have relaxed at a old and broken house that no body live in. suddenly, there are a lot of ground of the mosquitoes they travel form city to country to live in the county because they couldn’t fine food for their life. When the leader of mosquitoes live in the country saw that and then had asked to them “Hello guy where are come from and where are going?”. And then the a leader of have think a few minute and look to the crowd of the mosquitoes that stay there and think in their mine that “they all seem live in the country and want go to city to fine some food ” and they they reply to the them “Oh! we all visit our relative in the country because It will be New year day soon “. in the morning they all go on to travel to city.
in the night they have arrived the city. they are all very happy.

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